Republicans began gassing vehicles and
buying ammunition at Wal-Mart as they savored the thought
of sweeping through deemed "liberal" neighborhoods
to secure control of the Capitol.
Democrats : What The "New America"
Gephardt Whisked Off in Mysterious White Van
Socks the Cat Mastermind of Big Victory
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In the wake of the midterm elections,
President Bush is already counting on Democrats to bow thier
heads and pray to the "New America".
Prayer Robes Issued to All Senators
Republican Party "We Gonna Pray Hardy Yo!"
Republican Good Ole Boys in Georgia
took down the last Union Flag and burned it in a ceremonious
display of "New Separatist Patriotism" which completes
a centuries-long revolt across the region.
Interactive Feature: South's
2 in Alabama Governor's Race Burn at Stake
A victorious President Bush must now
confront himself in the mirror and convince that particular
semi-recovered drunk that a faltering economy and a sexless
mariage ain't nothing a new intern couldn't shake before
seeking re-election in two years.
Fed Cuts Key Rate: "Why the
Hell Not" says Greenspan
Wall St. Wants Nonpolitical Executivre in Chief
Alleged President, George W. Bush spoke
on Wednesday to an unidentified intern who will inform
him of her availability for an important "project".
U.S. Gives U.N. an Iraq Measure,
Seeks 3/4 Cup of Sugar to Wash War Plan Down America's
Tiny Guy Leaves Giants
Turkey Waits and Wonders: How
Closely Bound to Islam Is Erection?
Winona Ryder : "I Got
all I Could Before Store Closed"